Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion; even a prudent enemy is preferable.
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No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether depraved.
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
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I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends—and my friends are hilarious.
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Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?
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Love is friendship that has caught fire.
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether depraved.
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
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I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends—and my friends are hilarious.
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Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?
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Love is friendship that has caught fire.